Keep Your Thursday Open
The Large Hadron Collider gets turned on tomorrow. I know next-to-nothing about it, except that researchers tested it in August, and now they’re moving on to whatever the LHC is actually supposed to do.
People, mostly stupid people, think it might destroy the world. It probably won’t. But in case it does, I should probably be out drinking tonight or something.
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February 10th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
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