This post is only here to pinpoint the moment, or at least the general time, that we launched the 2008 overhaul of The Beak. It’s basically the same, but a little bit prettier, and with way, way nicer HTML, all of which I wrote myself over the last 12 days. And it totally would have been validated, except that YouTube videos and assorted Flash doodads are frowned upon by the humorless HTML Gods.

But this isn’t about a totally unfair pantheon of glorified code monkeys in digital togas! It’s about how this website no longer hurts your eyes. You’re welcome.