Shadow Candidate @ 12:01 AM
Woohoo! Drunken Election Liveblog 2008 is in the heeeeouse!

Horatio @ 12:02 AM
What the hell are you doing? The liveblog is tomorrow night. The first polls don’t even close until 7:00 PM Eastern Time. There’s nothing to liveblog.

Shadow Candidate @ 12:03 AM
But it’s the Drunken Election Liveblog, and it’s Election Day, and I’m drunk right now.

Horatio @ 12:04 AM
I don’t care. Stop being an asshole and go to bed.

Shadow Candidate @ 12:05 AM
I haven’t slept in a week. Fine, fuck it, whatever, I can wait. When do we party?

Horatio @ 12:06 AM
I don’t really know, we’re going to let Varius and his house party do most of the heavy lifting. But we’ll weigh in at some point.

Shadow Candidate @ 12:07 AM
Two words: titty bar.

Horatio @ 12:08 AM
As long as we get there in time for the buffet. Alright, goodnight everybody! Remember folks, tune in to thebeak.org tomorrow night for exciting Drunken Election Liveblog coverage straight from Pittsburgh. Whenever they get around to it. And from New York, too. And from wherever the hell Shadow’s hiding out these days.

Shadow Candidate @ 12:09 AM
Me? I’m playing in an Iron Maiden tribute band at a pub in Cleveland right now. Shit! The second set’s about to start! Run to the hills!