Hurricane Irene is bearing down on New York City, but we’re podcasting anyway. Why? Because the hurricane is just a distraction from the true threat: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, or CHUDs to the layman. When the subway tunnels flood, they’ll turn their attention to the world of the surface-dwellers, and our soft, pink, surface-dwelling skins will be no match for their crooked, Chudly fangs. So if you want to survive the Chudpocalypse, listen to our show.