A guitar can make you a rock n’ roll god, but in the wrong hands it can ruin an otherwise great party. So how can we learn to spot the difference? Can a musical instrument be inherently cool or uncool? Can a staton wagon? If you pound on a bike helmet, does it really become a drum? Why haven’t college-aged acoustic guitar guys learned any new songs since 2002? We ask! And we confirm that music will suck in the future, beginning later tonight at the Super Bowl.