How has no one asked us about the Muppets until now? And how have they never come up during any of the times that we've drifted off-topic? In short, why isn't everyone constantly thinking about the Muppets? We can't answer that, but we're happy to answer just about any other Muppet-related questions our fans might care to ask. We've also got a few words on the subject of remakes, and a halfhearted defense of Jason Segel. Mostly Muppets, though, so I hope you're into that.