Admiral. Fish-person. Internet legend. Such is the wonder of Admiral Ackbar. You're probably sick of seeing his sea-monkey-looking face and hearing his catchphrase, and we're sensitive to that. We like to think we've found new depths to his character, and to the entire Star Wars universe. And Indiana Jones, and Captain Kirk, and while we're at it, why not Archie Bunker? Seriously, we wrote so much fanfic in this episode. And we totally debunked occult heart surgery.