We all know donuts are delicious, but do they hold any deeper meaning? What do they tell us about ourselves, our traditions, and our future? Turns out, kind of a lot. We discover what these delicious anytime snacks say about America, how they can save or ruin Christmas, and where they fit on Satan's spreadsheet. And at the center of the donut, we find not a hole, but a blueprint for utopia. Seriously. We find that.