Ever feel like raising your own dragon? Well, don't be too hasty. These are dangerous mythological creatures, and humans don't exactly have a lot of experience with them. Still, we're pretty sure it'll work the same way it does on TV. We're also pretty sure we know which dinosaurs we'd want to ride, why ostriches are such dicks, and which movies we haven't bothered to see. All that, plus some jokes about Warren Buffett!