Oh, that's right. Someone finally asked us the ultimate nerd question, and we're ready to throw down. As it turns out, we're kind of conflicted. Does Kirk's impulsiveness really make him cool? Is Picard's dedication just a lingering after-effect of an early trauma? Would you trust either of them to be the designated driver if Janeway was available? Would a douche like Paul Ryan really be allowed to drive the Wienermobile? You'll have to listen to find out!