Doktor Socksenberg and the North American Spaghetti Council have a very special message for you this Valentine's Day.

It seems like Johnny Goodtimes never gets to finish his annual holiday rant. Remember a few years ago, when he was interrupted by the Christmas Ogres? This year he hired John Chimpo to help fend them off, but it seems Johnny's rant is no less secure, because John Chimpo must dance!

It's almost Halloween! And if you don't have a costume yet, then Blumpkin the Clown and John Chimpo have a great deal for you. It's the Official Blumpkin the Clown Halloween costume. Order yours today! (Available while supplies last.)

Thanks to everybody for joining us for Season 1 of Blumpkin the Clown. If you missed any of Blumpkin's madcap hijinks, now is a wonderful time to catch up.

Episode 1: Blumpkin the Clown
Episode 2: Backstage with Blumpkin the Clown
Episode 3: Blumpkin's Birthday Dance Party
Episode 4: Official Blumpkin the Clown Halloween Costume

Blumpkin and John Chimpo will be back for Season 2 in February 2012!

Blumpkin the Clown has made his triumphant return! Well, more accurately, he's made a very sneaky return, by way of mailing himself. To your house. And this time he's brought his mysterious dancing sidekick John Chimpo, the Private Party Primate!

You demanded more Doktor Socksenberg, and now you're getting it! The North American Spaghetti Council has launched a new ad campaign featuring the sock puppet you all love so goddamn much, and you're going to watch it. So come on! Get sweaty for spaghetti! Now!

Do you like Blumpkin the Clown? Do you want to spend more time with him, but don't have fifteen dollars?

Well, good news! We took some extra footage of him during the commercial shoot, and we're releasing it for all you nice folks out there.