Horatio the Half-Mad lives in Brooklyn, New York. He is not currently taking article requests, nor is he taking dance requests. He may still make drink requests.

Here is an excerpt from The Horatio the Half-Mad Theme Song:

Who drinks five beers and takes a nap?
Horatio the Half-Mad!
Who knows that you’re all full of crap?
Horatio the Half-Mad!

Whose T-shirts are all colored black?
Horatio the Half-Mad!
Who smokes more than a chimney stack?
Horatio the Half-Mad!

You can email him here.