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Captain Fun Mascot? …stays on staff forever, in perpetuity, throughout this and any other possible universe, whether or not he ever writes anything for us, or anyone else, ever again. End of fucking story. |
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Horatio the Half-Mad Writer …doesn’t know what the world is coming to, but he’s determined to keep an eye on it, even if it drives him all the way mad. |
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Miss Blank Writer …really saved our asses with her occasional motivation. |
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Princess Wolfsbane Writer …keeps putting up with us. |
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The Shadow Candidate Senior Election Correspondent/ Presidential Candidate …plans to keep the candidates honest by telling the truth when they can’t. |
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Varius the Wild-Eyed Editor-in-Chief/Webmaster …likes kittycats. |
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