Varius the Wild-Eyed, Prophet of the Beak (to use the full title) built this site through a cloud of cigarette smoke and gin, and has the admin privileges to prove it. He swears there is a coherent philosophy underlying what he does here, and is willing to get a Beak-related tattoo to keep him honest, as long as you pay. He recently rewrote the entire site from scratch, and hopes you appreciate what he does for you people.

He has finally found a photo of himself taken after 2005, and has since posted it.

You can email him here.